Top Weekly Shower Thoughts: Coronavirus Edition Week 2

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satirequeen
Mar 20, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

Here are this week's top shower thoughts; the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe. For the second week, we have made them all Coronavirus themed, because what else is anyone thinking about nowadays? And in case you missed last week's top coronavirus shower thoughts, here they are.

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/XenoDrake 23 hours ago That whole, people are 1 or 2 pay checks away from bankruptcy thing is about to be put to the test.
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  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/imsohungryman 5 days ago People are now stocking up on necessities out of fear of running out because people are stocking up on necessities, and not because of the chance of a lockdown.
    via u/imsohungryman
  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/YinYangTesla 6 days ago Astronauts on the international space station are probably feeling pretty good right about now
    via u/YinYangTesla
  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Great_Bacca 1 day ago 3 "My brother-in-law works at the CDC" is the new "My uncle works at Nintendo".
    via u/Great_Bacca
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/anxiousballoflove 6 days ago Cam girls are going to bank during the pandemic. Can't go to strip clubs under quarantine.
    via u/anxiousballoflove
  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/ManCrisp 1 day ago The guy who ate the bat has one of the highest ever kill counts
    via u/ManCrisp
  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/startledsloth 5 days ago There are so many people on Earth that even if a disease killed 100,000 of us every day, it would still take over 200 years for humans to go extinct
    via u/startledsloth
  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/gaudiocomplex 23 hours ago In a way, March Madness still happened.
    via u/gaudiocomplex
  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/deep_fried_cheese 5 days ago If someone who was in a coma for one year just woke up, they would think the apocalypse is happening.
    via u/deep_fried_cheese
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Guzz1 18 hours ago 2 On the bright side, pollution must be getting considerably lower :)
    via u/Guzz1
  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/MasterofCreamCheese 21 hours ago Literally nothing has changed for people under house arrest
    via u/MasterofCreamCheese
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/rajkumarkothraoli 4 days ago Being a delivery man has become a much more dangerous and important job now.
    via u/rajkumarkothraoli
  • 13
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ZZKRZZ 4 days ago Getting the regular flu must feel real awkward.
    via u/ZZKRZZ
  • 14
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ocireforever 5 days ago If there's no mass gatherings there can be no mass shootings.
    via u/ocireforever
  • 15
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/pete716 4 days ago Home schooled kids still have school.
    via u/pete716

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